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9 year old boy created a book on "How to Talk to Girls"

homeofmew said:
What bothers me is how guys (that try overly hard to get a girl) they fail to understand how girls most of the time are looking to have a good friend I mean come on 14 year old guys trying to get a serious relationship? I really don't get the concept of this. And when a young male goes through his first girlfriend break up he gets depressed!~ What do Guys expect? the first girl that you date is gonna Marry you?


Most INTELLIGENT females are going to want to finish School/college before getting Married.
With all the bad things that happen to young women today I don't blame many girls to bhe picky about who they go with.

Just from a girls point of view >.>;;
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i have a friend that just turned 11 and he thinks that he "loves" his "girlfriend." he's in 5th grade... his gf's way out of his league to make it evn funnier. :lol:
 
Really books like this are a scam/waste of money. Follow this rule, Be yourself and not the personality of the person who wrote/informed you of a way to talk to girls.
 
Dioxide said:
That's just creepy. And illegal.
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A better Pickup line would be like this. If you were in a situation where 2 pretty girls are talking. You interrupt them and go

"Judging by the same exact expression you ladies give to each other, you look like sisters"
 
lol i saw this book in borders lol my friends picked it up and started reading it lol there alot of helpful tips in that book lol jk. that kid also has 2 other books called how to talk to mom and another one with dad
 
dustinmoe said:
lol i saw this book in borders lol my friends picked it up and started reading it lol there alot of helpful tips in that book lol jk. that kid also has 2 other books called how to talk to mom and another one with dad
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"After talking to the girl, make sure to check yourself for cooties, because girls always have cooties, ewwwwww"
 
When he starts using deodorant, you can call this a joke and laugh. But this... This is just ridiculous.

OBVIOUSLY this TV-station had absolutely no other news.
 
Well, I've been visiting the Pokemon Center lately, and I've noticed a rather attractive Chansey. Thanks to this book, I think I finally have the courage to ask her out to play with me at the playground! I'll let you know the results soon enough!
 
Girls are basically the same as guys, if you need to talk to them. Just think of them as dudes. If you want to spend your money on the book, go ahead, but you can just talk to them. I mean, just talk.

Giggity.
 
Red Haired Shanks said:
Girls are basically the same as guys, if you need to talk to them. Just think of them as dudes. If you want to spend your money on the book, go ahead, but you can just talk to them. I mean, just talk.

Giggity.
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Hahaha use this philosophy and you will end up alone or with a "friend." You don't talk to girls like a guy.

Let's say for example you go to the mall or somewhere, and you spot a beautiful girl. You want to say hi, so you go up and say "hey dude, what's up?"....now, maybe I'm taking what you say to a partial extreme, but you said talk to a girl like you're talking to a guy. That won't work.

When it comes to girls, you need some game, some knowledge, some "swagger" if you will. Know how to talk. Use body language. Learn to be a little flirty but keep it low. Girls are typically scared or not interested when you are abrupt or speak with a lack of confidence. When you go up to a girl (the 'cold approach'), talk with confidence, look good, smell good, dress good, and have SOME game. Be genuinely interested in what she says. Girls can spot BS'ers. Don't read it from a book, practice yourself. You can read 20 books....doesn't mean you're going to ever perfect it by trying it in the mirror.

Women are complicated, but not impossible.
 
Red Haired Shanks said:
Girls are basically the same as guys, if you need to talk to them. Just think of them as dudes. If you want to spend your money on the book, go ahead, but you can just talk to them. I mean, just talk.

Giggity.
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there are some changes that i'm not going into...

i think that this is a waste of time. just be yourself. i can talk to girls easily, heck my most trusted friend is a girl. this book is uneeded. and talking to them is easy. now talking to your crush, that's hard...

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ok, now i'm trying to figure out how many desperate guys from this site are going to buy this book.
 
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Qwachansey said:
Well, I've been visiting the Pokemon Center lately, and I've noticed a rather attractive Chansey. Thanks to this book, I think I finally have the courage to ask her out to play with me at the playground! I'll let you know the results soon enough!
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For a nurse, that Chansey sure knows how to Egg Bomb someone! :redface:
 
Let me run it through one more time for everyone before this gets locked, because we're getting close....

  • Make, and most importantly, KEEP eye contact. :wink:
  • Be yourself. Easiest step, and probably the most important.
  • Pay close attention. To everything. Listen to what she says, watch what she does. It's all in the body language and subliminal messages.
  • Watch what YOU say. You don't wanna sound stupid, so think twice before you say something. Run the thought through a quick set of filters that check for stupidity, nerdiness, lamism, or other uncool side-effects.
  • Cleanliness is essential. Would you want to go out with something that hasn't brushed its teeth in 3 years, or bathed in 3 weeks? Everything counts here, toenails, mono-brows, earwax, etc.
  • Be flirtatious yourself. Obviously some guys are shy. Well guess what, Sunny Jim! So are some girls. Some times YOU have to start it.
  • Have a plan. Come up with some things to say before hand. Improvising is best avoided. Just don't be 100% reliant on the plan, or else you'll be screwed when she says something totally random, and she will.
  • Be confident from the get go. After you get the conversation going it'll be easy from that point on. The hardest part is the first part. If you can tough it for like, 2 minutes you're set. You're a man, so toughen up.
Most of this is common sense stuff. If you question it, you're over complicating it. Just go with the flow.

We don't need any more of these threads. If you're still in doubt, go to google and search for some relationship forums. They exist for this, not PokeGym.

And I'll say it again, that kid is a scammer. It was easy for everyone to talk to girls in 4th grade, there was no pressure. Think of it this way: Every cent you spend on that book will be a cent you can't spend on your girlfriend. Good dates aren't cheap.
 
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toxictaipan said:
Let me run it through one more time for everyone before this gets locked, because we're getting close....

  • Make, and most importantly, KEEP eye contact. :wink:
  • Be yourself. Easiest step, and probably the most important.
  • Pay close attention. To everything. Listen to what she says, watch what she does. It's all in the body language and subliminal messages.
  • Watch what YOU say. You don't wanna sound stupid, so think twice before you say something. Run the thought through a quick set of filters that check for stupidity, nerdiness, lamism, or other uncool side-effects.
  • Cleanliness is essential. Would you want to go out with something that hasn't brushed its teeth in 3 years, or bathed in 3 weeks? Everything counts here, toenails, mono-brows, earwax, etc.
  • Be flirtatious yourself. Obviously some guys are shy. Well guess what, Sunny Jim! So are some girls. Some times YOU have to start it.
  • Have a plan. Come up with some things to say before hand. Improvising is best avoided. Just don't be 100% reliant on the plan, or else you'll be screwed when she says something totally random, and she will.
  • Be confident from the get go. After you get the conversation going it'll be easy from that point on. The hardest part is the first part. If you can tough it for like, 2 minutes you're set. You're a man, so toughen up.
Most of this is common sense stuff. If you question it, you're over complicating it. Just go with the flow.

We don't need any more of these threads. If you're still in doubt, go to google and search for some relationship forums. They exist for this, not PokeGym.

And I'll say it again, that kid is a scammer. It was easy for everyone to talk to girls in 4th grade, there was no pressure. Think of it this way: Every cent you spend on that book will be a cent you can't spend on your girlfriend. Good dates aren't cheap.
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Sooo you basically just repeated in my last post. But yeah.
 
It doesn't take skill to talk to a girl, it just takes skill to not look like an idiot. You either have that or you don't.
 
toxictaipan said:
Let me run it through one more time for everyone before this gets locked, because we're getting close....

  • Make, and most importantly, KEEP eye contact. :wink:
  • Be yourself. Easiest step, and probably the most important.
  • Pay close attention. To everything. Listen to what she says, watch what she does. It's all in the body language and subliminal messages.
  • Watch what YOU say. You don't wanna sound stupid, so think twice before you say something. Run the thought through a quick set of filters that check for stupidity, nerdiness, lamism, or other uncool side-effects.
  • Cleanliness is essential. Would you want to go out with something that hasn't brushed its teeth in 3 years, or bathed in 3 weeks? Everything counts here, toenails, mono-brows, earwax, etc.
  • Be flirtatious yourself. Obviously some guys are shy. Well guess what, Sunny Jim! So are some girls. Some times YOU have to start it.
  • Have a plan. Come up with some things to say before hand. Improvising is best avoided. Just don't be 100% reliant on the plan, or else you'll be screwed when she says something totally random, and she will.
  • Be confident from the get go. After you get the conversation going it'll be easy from that point on. The hardest part is the first part. If you can tough it for like, 2 minutes you're set. You're a man, so toughen up.
Most of this is common sense stuff. If you question it, you're over complicating it. Just go with the flow.

We don't need any more of these threads. If you're still in doubt, go to google and search for some relationship forums. They exist for this, not PokeGym.

And I'll say it again, that kid is a scammer. It was easy for everyone to talk to girls in 4th grade, there was no pressure. Think of it this way: Every cent you spend on that book will be a cent you can't spend on your girlfriend. Good dates aren't cheap.
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ya, wut he said... and good dates really aren't cheap. and u always have to pay for it all (one bad thing about being the only guy in a group of 9, the rest of wut happens is pretty darn good:biggrin:)
 
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