Comedy

[Porii Sames]

I liked WLIIA, best comedy show ever.

 

[HRPrime]

^never heard of it.

NEW JOKE
In a staring contest, the sun always wins.

 

[Porii Sames]

Whose Line is it Anyway, the show where's everything's made up and the points don't matter!

 

[smacktack15]

Beedrill G got rotated

 

[HRPrime]

^what's this have to do with this thread? Off topic.

New joke
If you are what you eat, I can't eat again.

 

[koltonsdragonite]

If the saying " what doesn't kill you makes you stronger." is true. Then how come I haven't gotten stronger by not lifting weights?

 

[espeon1]

I'm just gonna throw this Tosh quote out there...
(This sentence has been deemed too vulgar to be used on the Pokegym)

 

[thunderjolt]

What do you get when you sneeze in the bathroom?...A Pikachu! (Peekachoo!)

 

[Porii Sames]

Beedrill G got rotated

Are the Beedrill jokes even funny anymore?

 

[Shinigami]

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but it takes him nine episodes to do it.

 

[espeon1]

Just found some George Carlin quotes....

"The very invention of the flamethrower means that someone had to think 'Gee, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.'"

"I only talk to myself because I only accept my own answers."

"If you can't beat someone, arrange for them to be beaten."

 

[HRPrime]

new joke:

"I put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room and let them fight it out."
"I filled my humidifier with wax and made everything shiny."

 

[skovtrold]

How many psycologists does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
1, but the bulb has to really want it!

How many therapists does it take to screw in a lightbuld ?
1, but it will take a long time, and be very expensive!

How many craftsmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
1, but it can't be done right now, and it's definately gonna be more expensive than first expected!

 

[BlastBurn]

Ok... I didn't laugh at one joke... Is this a problem? leave the jokes to the pros...

 

[chase4787]

^^ How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

 

[HRPrime]

Anyone seen/heard a John Pinette comedy?

 

[Barkjon]

Most of the funny jokes I know prolly ain't allowed here.

 

[HRPrime]

^Nice Barkjon :nonono: (sarcastic)

 

[Mama_Luigi]

^Nice Barkjon :nonono: (sarcastic)

Let's be honest; it's absolutely true.
Funny, clean jokes are pretty rare.

 

[Barkjon]

Let's be honest; it's absolutely true.
Funny, clean jokes are pretty rare.

Don't you know it.

Either the jokes I know are inappropriate (or borderline) or they only make sense if you're there.