Comedy

[HRPrime]

Let's be honest; it's absolutely true.
Funny, clean jokes are pretty rare.

There are allot of clean comedians (mostly Christain) and jokes that are pretty good. There's Bob Smiley, pretty much all of Disney Chanel, my uncle, ECT. But, you are right. But not Rare, Uncommon.

 

[gallade]

I got a joke in the RH slot, is that abnormal?

 

[patthemanvan]

I like tennis, but the only downfall is that no matter how hard I practice I'll never be better than a wall.

 

[gallade]

I am quite good at hitting it over the wall, so it's no biggy for me.

 

[chase4787]

There are allot of clean comedians (mostly Christain) and jokes that are pretty good. There's Bob Smiley, pretty much all of Disney Chanel, my uncle, ECT. But, you are right. But not Rare, Uncommon.

Wait are you saying bob smiley and the Disney channel are funny? If so, that's the funniest post in this thread.

 

[kingyorri]

people say practice makes perfect and then other people tell me no bodies perfect so i stopped practicing all together

 

[Mama_Luigi]

There are allot of clean comedians (mostly Christain) and jokes that are pretty good. There's Bob Smiley, pretty much all of Disney Chanel, my uncle, ECT. But, you are right. But not Rare, Uncommon.

Disney Channel:
Some girl ; probably the main character: "I can't believe you sold our car for 2 nickels!!"
*Laugh Track plays*
Some moron adult/ guy: "Well two is better than one, ain't it?"
*Laugh Track roars*
Same girl: "UGH!!" *Storms off overdramatically*


Bob Smiley: I accidentally hit my dad in the head with a bible in church!!
Audience: LOL

 

[gallade]

And mama_luigi earns the [/THREAD]

 

[HRPrime]

Heres some funny videos from GodTube:

http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=E9FJFNNU
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=DKGYW7NX
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=JFE10MNU
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=KDDWKWNX
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=KD7GLWNX
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=767DZPNX
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=9M9C2FNU
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=JBFF0MNU
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=DLKKYWNX
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=JBFF1JNU
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=DLKKWPNX
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=DLKKWGNX
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=JBFF0JNU
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=DLK777NX
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=JBFJECNU
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=9EBFEFNU
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=7Y6PLWNX
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=91E1C1NU
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=91111JNU
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=D6LLPGNX
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=77KLZLNX
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=JEJ2BFNU
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=JEJ2BFNU
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=JEBJFMNU
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=DW766WNX
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=JF2911NU
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=JMBCFJNU

 

[baby mario]

Unless it contains actual funny videos uploaded by God, clicking on anything called 'godtube' is going to be a disappointment.

 

[chase4787]

It's like youtube... minus everything that makes youtube entertaining.

 

[HRPrime]

Tim Hawkins on Playgrounds:
http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=E2F2CNNU

 

[Mama_Luigi]

^Just curious, why did the audience laugh at every other word he said?

 

[Nintendan]

Unless it contains actual funny videos uploaded by God, clicking on anything called 'godtube' is going to be a disappointment.

Where's the 'Thanks' button when you need it?
Must thank this post tomorrow lol.
I didn't really laugh at any of these, except for the Beedrill one. lol.

 

[HRPrime]

^Just curious, why did the audience laugh at every other word he said?

They don't get out much or he is funnier in person.

 

[Benzo]

A guy walks into a bar...................... now he has a big bruse on his forhead....

a bird gets on to a plane to fly south..........but there is a delay for taking off due to "foul" weather....

a mime gets arrested for loitering in front of a corner market........... his attorny is a court jester......