I like your post name.
Oh, about the deck, the list seems alright, but I would feel you'd run out of juice without at least a 1/1 Claydol line. Sure the bench space is tight, but I'd say with a field of 2 Stoise, 1 Catty, 1 Uxie, and 1 Claydol seems nice, with some flexibility with the last spot. Just watch out for Dusknoir DP...that would hurt.