Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

if pokemon were real.............

Rotom- hijack cars, unlimited internet, make wall street crash again by pouring viruses into the computers, would never have to buy battereies again, force feed it the hm FLY until it gets the hint and learns it...

oh, hundreds of troll-y reasons..

Also, second choice would be Rampardos. Teach him to jump through my windows and drop dinner plates. Yes. I would call him Mr Twinkletoes. He will become a chef and learn to cook the finest meals fit FOR KINGS.

Me: Twinkeltoes, is that pie done yet?

Twinkletoes: RRAAAAAWWWRRR???? *he looks towards the gas fire with a sinister grin*

Me: But you can't do that, the police will catch you.

Twinkletoes: RRRRAAAAWWGGGHHHH!!!!! *starts drinking Dulux white wash paint from the tub underneath the counter*

Me: Yes! Good idea, yes! This paint will make a fine meal! Finish making that pie!

Twinkletoes: RRRRAAAAWWWWRRRRR!!!! *tears off oven knobs and drops them in bowl*

Me: MY OVEN CAN COOK ANYTHING, EVEN BITS OF OVEN.
 
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hmmm even if we choose one pokemon does it still get to evolve? o_O I might have to go with piplup (its a penguin...penguins waddle you cant resist the waddle!)
 
I would chose an abra, because then I could teleport anywhere. Also, I can say to other people "look I caught an abra before he could teleport, with nothing but a poke ball, HA!"
 
Hippowdon SaveSand said:
Rotom- hijack cars, unlimited internet, make wall street crash again by pouring viruses into the computers, would never have to buy battereies again, force feed it the hm FLY until it gets the hint and learns it...

oh, hundreds of troll-y reasons..

Also, second choice would be Rampardos. Teach him to jump through my windows and drop dinner plates. Yes. I would call him Mr Twinkletoes. He will become a chef and learn to cook the finest meals fit FOR KINGS.

Me: Twinkeltoes, is that pie done yet?

Twinkletoes: RRAAAAAWWWRRR???? *he looks towards the gas fire with a sinister grin*

Me: But you can't do that, the police will catch you.

Twinkletoes: RRRRAAAAWWGGGHHHH!!!!! *starts drinking Dulux white wash paint from the tub underneath the counter*

Me: Yes! Good idea, yes! This paint will make a fine meal! Finish making that pie!

Twinkletoes: RRRRAAAAWWWWRRRRR!!!! *tears off oven knobs and drops them in bowl*

Me: MY OVEN CAN COOK ANYTHING, EVEN BITS OF OVEN.
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Me: Do you have a tower of soup for me yet?

*Presents a tower of soup*

Me: What's this? Where's the turrets? It's rubbish, start again!
 
I would choose Alakazam so I have someone to do old man talk with when I turn old.


No..But to be serious I would pick a Zoroark so I could experience all of my wildest fantasies even if it is just an illusion. ;)
 
If Pokemon were real I would chose none of the above. I wouldn't want to get Vick'd...

Kayle said:
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why would you pick anything else when you can have anything you want?
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Because it always has that same stupid facial expression and beady eyes which are way too small!
 
Easy, Charizard.

I can fly on his back, thus saving thousands of dollars a year on gas money, a car, and car insurance, and when I hate someone I have a dragon that can turn them into ashes. It's just full of win.
 
EeveeLover said:
My guess, is that it was deleted for making reference to another deleted post...
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This was my post (paraphrased from memory):
I would chose none because I don't want to be Vick'd.

Kayle said:
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why would you pick anything else when you can have anything you want?
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Because it still has that same stupid face and eyes which are way too small.
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That's Vick'd as in Michael Vick. As in going to prison for fighting animals for personal enjoyment and financial gain. I would really like to know how anything in that post warrants it being deleted. The one post I quoted is still there, so nope that's not it. So yeah, why?
 
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My apologies wayne, there was a post by a member named vic that was deleted and I thought yours was in response to that post.

Your post is back, again, I am sorry for that.
 
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EeveeLover said:
May apologies wayne, there was a post by a member named vic that was deleted and I thought yours was in response to that post.

Your post is back, again, I am sorry for that.
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LOL! Now that's a coincidence! I don't know if I ever saw that other post.

No need for any apologies buddy! I just wanted to not repeat the same mistake if I did something wrong.
 
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