Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

if pokemon were real.............

Kayle is referencing the Pokemon episode, original series. The main conflict of the episode was that Copycat's Ditto was disfunctional and couldn't change its facial expression.

Kinda what I figured, but I was just poking at Kayle and he back at me :)
 
If pokemon were real what pokemon would u have. [ no legendaries and only 1 pokemon]

If Pokemon were real, I'd remove all vegetation from my property, invest in a flame retardent suite, remove any non contained water sources, get a blackbelt, wear a tin hat to stop psychic attacks, and wear rubber gloves and boots....oh I'd also have a gun....
That way when the world ended because of godly powerful creatures exterminating humans, I'd survive....
I'd also have an Absol because....why not?
 
If Pokemon were real, I'd remove all vegetation from my property, invest in a flame retardent suite, remove any non contained water sources, get a blackbelt, wear a tin hat to stop psychic attacks, and wear rubber gloves and boots....oh I'd also have a gun....
That way when the world ended because of godly powerful creatures exterminating humans, I'd survive....
I'd also have an Absol because....why not?

Yes, because Wynaut is going to rule them all and you'll need an Absol to overthrow the pokemon kingdom.

I say Arcanine, seriously, who doesn't want an overgrown Labrador with a blood stained coat and a severe fixation with Chilies and gastric reflux?
 
Hypno.

I'm a raging insomniac and would love Hypno to put me to sleep.

Hypno and I could also have lucid dreams and dreamsurf the universe togetherrrrr. <3
 
Hypno and I could also have lucid dreams and dreamsurf the universe togetherrrrr. <3

That... That's not creepy at all.

Now for today's hypocrisy corner, this solidifies my desire to get Gardevoir.

Ditto is still fine, too.
 
Kayle is referencing the Pokemon episode, original series. The main conflict of the episode was that Copycat's Ditto was disfunctional and couldn't change its facial expression.

Actually, in the game Pokemon Snap! photo thing, all the dittos in the cave are disguised as bulbasaurs and all have the same facial expression.
http://www.serebii.net/snap/cave/bulbasaur.jpg
Sorry about small size, couldn't find anything bigger.
 
Actually, in the game Pokemon Snap! photo thing, all the dittos in the cave are disguised as bulbasaurs and all have the same facial expression.

Game mechanic, to make it clear that those are in fact Dittos and not Bulbasaurs.
 
I have a good way to get round the one pokemon thing. you could have a jumpluff and all the seeds would grow into hoppips which you could sell/evolve/make an epic army out of. alterantively you could have one of those omanytes that brings othe fossils back to life so you could have dinosaurs and a omanyte.
 
Second choice after Ditto. (I would probably have my Ditto go around pretending to be a Gardevoir.) Beautiful, quiet, affectionate, protective. Intelligent. Practical.

Third choice is Glaceon, because look at it it's so adorable!!!

key word is PRETEND.

I would choose Gengar, just because there isn't much you can't do with a ghost for a friend.
 
If Pokemon was real, laws would likely be made restricting battle in public areas, which would lead to an INTENSIVE underground muliti-million dollar fighting league run by a crime family lovingly named Team Rocket. Then is where I come in. I would see the underground chaos and think to myself, "This isn't how Pokemon were meant to be raised. Sure, they were meant to fight, but as a game, played until one side faints, not a brutal fight to the death." Thus, I would don my hat and vest and jeans, grab my trusty Torchic who has been my companion all these years of solidarity, and set out on a quest to liberate every Pokemon being forced to kill and take down Team Rocket once and for all.

But yeah, I'd want a ditto.
 
If Pokemon was real, laws would likely be made restricting battle in public areas, which would lead to an INTENSIVE underground muliti-million dollar fighting league run by a crime family lovingly named Team Rocket. Then is where I come in. I would see the underground chaos and think to myself, "This isn't how Pokemon were meant to be raised. Sure, they were meant to fight, but as a game, played until one side faints, not a brutal fight to the death." Thus, I would don my hat and vest and jeans, grab my trusty Torchic who has been my companion all these years of solidarity, and set out on a quest to liberate every Pokemon being forced to kill and take down Team Rocket once and for all.

But yeah, I'd want a ditto.

I MADE A FANFIC EXACTLY ABOUT THAT!!!that i can't post here
 
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