So many complaints.
Complaints about Lost World.
Complaints about how the rest of CoL was full of junk.
But listen my unruly children, a time has come for us to stop our bickering, stop the fussing.
Rather, let us examine the new...
Mime Jr.
LINK TO MIME JR. CL SCAN - CLICK HERE
Oh he is there guys, look to the left. He is there. Right below the angry Tyrogue. OH NVM IT GOT EDITED AND THE POKEBEACH LINK IS GONE. SORRY I DID NOT KNOW A SCAN FOR MIME JR WAS ON HERE!
ok, back on track folks. Deep breaths...
Do you see him? Ka-me-ha-me-ha-ing an energy ball that is about to condemn our ever-changing format to the Lost Zone? Close your eyes and let that run through your feeble , SP-clogged minds.
...
Ok. Now,
Look at his attack my children. Sleepy Lost.
You might chuckle to yourselves, thinking, what a silly and weak name! And look at his HP! It's magikarp's lost brother! har har.
just hold on though.
Let's flip the perspective pancake now, shall we? Let us briefly make an off-topic comparison.
Take Little John from Robin Hood.
Was Little John weak? Would you want to meet him on the wrong side of Nottingham at the wrong time of night and on the wrong side of justice? hmm?
I would say not! If you value your life that is. But yet, his name is Little John. huh.
It's called irony guys.
Mime JR has got his BA in irony. (and of course I mean the degree classification moderators!)
Not only is he brave for manning the battlefield at a feeble 30 hp, but he has a couple of broken moves that makes any pokemon or trainer (even Cyrus yall!) run away in fear.
So without further ado:
Sleepy Lost: Put the top card of your opponent's deck in the lost zone. Mime Jr. is now asleep.
woah! How about that! It is almost like he can tag team with Slowking HG / SS (or for you soon to die platinum/ SP junkies Chatot G) and shank an entire deck with that energy ball of his!
Just think, lock your opponent early with Cyrus initiative + Jirachi Detour, and have slowking set up to manipulate what is on top of their deck! Switch out Jirachi RR to Mime Jr. and WABLAM! see you in the lost zone Gengar, see you in the lost zone magikarp, see you in the lost zone Pokemon Collector or mr. overprinted now Dialga G LV. X. Mime Jr is pimpin this block!
i think you get the point.
I am not even going to bring up how hot Mime Jr.'s poke body is - Sweet Sleeping Face. That's just broken guys.
For the future haters who are going to say "Oh I will just crobat drop it to death or shadow room it to death!"
firstly, I hope the resources you need for that won't be in the lost zone!
secondly, anyone smart would obviously pack in an expert belt and snowpoint temple. duh.
Mime Jr. for worlds guys.
P.S - Gengar and Lost World get along with this guy really well. Almost too well...
Complaints about Lost World.
Complaints about how the rest of CoL was full of junk.
But listen my unruly children, a time has come for us to stop our bickering, stop the fussing.
Rather, let us examine the new...
Mime Jr.
LINK TO MIME JR. CL SCAN - CLICK HERE
Oh he is there guys, look to the left. He is there. Right below the angry Tyrogue. OH NVM IT GOT EDITED AND THE POKEBEACH LINK IS GONE. SORRY I DID NOT KNOW A SCAN FOR MIME JR WAS ON HERE!
ok, back on track folks. Deep breaths...
Do you see him? Ka-me-ha-me-ha-ing an energy ball that is about to condemn our ever-changing format to the Lost Zone? Close your eyes and let that run through your feeble , SP-clogged minds.
...
Ok. Now,
Look at his attack my children. Sleepy Lost.
You might chuckle to yourselves, thinking, what a silly and weak name! And look at his HP! It's magikarp's lost brother! har har.
just hold on though.
Let's flip the perspective pancake now, shall we? Let us briefly make an off-topic comparison.
Take Little John from Robin Hood.
Was Little John weak? Would you want to meet him on the wrong side of Nottingham at the wrong time of night and on the wrong side of justice? hmm?
I would say not! If you value your life that is. But yet, his name is Little John. huh.
It's called irony guys.
Mime JR has got his BA in irony. (and of course I mean the degree classification moderators!)
Not only is he brave for manning the battlefield at a feeble 30 hp, but he has a couple of broken moves that makes any pokemon or trainer (even Cyrus yall!) run away in fear.
So without further ado:
Sleepy Lost: Put the top card of your opponent's deck in the lost zone. Mime Jr. is now asleep.
woah! How about that! It is almost like he can tag team with Slowking HG / SS (or for you soon to die platinum/ SP junkies Chatot G) and shank an entire deck with that energy ball of his!
Just think, lock your opponent early with Cyrus initiative + Jirachi Detour, and have slowking set up to manipulate what is on top of their deck! Switch out Jirachi RR to Mime Jr. and WABLAM! see you in the lost zone Gengar, see you in the lost zone magikarp, see you in the lost zone Pokemon Collector or mr. overprinted now Dialga G LV. X. Mime Jr is pimpin this block!
i think you get the point.
I am not even going to bring up how hot Mime Jr.'s poke body is - Sweet Sleeping Face. That's just broken guys.
For the future haters who are going to say "Oh I will just crobat drop it to death or shadow room it to death!"
firstly, I hope the resources you need for that won't be in the lost zone!
secondly, anyone smart would obviously pack in an expert belt and snowpoint temple. duh.
Mime Jr. for worlds guys.
P.S - Gengar and Lost World get along with this guy really well. Almost too well...
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