here's a few more:
Mr. Brown's peacock lays an egg in mr. Jones's garden. Who is the rightful owner of the egg? Peacocks dont lay eggs
Mrs. Thompsons bungalow is decorated all pink; her tables, chairs, lamps, even her ceiling is pink. What color are her stairs? bungalows dont have stairs
How many times can you take 3 away from 25? 1. then its not 25
You are going into a dark cave and you have 1 match. Inside the cave, there is an oil lamp, newspaper, and dry twigs. What do you light first? The match
Is it legal to marry your widows sister? You're dead
If joke is spelled j-o-k-e and folk is spelled f-o-l-k, how do you spell the white part of an egg? a-l-b-u-m-e-n
If a greengrocer is 6ft 2in. Tall, his chest is 47in, and he wears a size 12 shoe, what do you expect him to weigh? Groceries
How much cubic earth is in a hole 6 ft wide, 4 feet deep, and 7 feet long? None
What do you sit on sleep on and brush your teeth with?
Which month do americans eat the least? All of them
If a daddy bull drinks 10 gallons of water and a baby bull drinks 6 gallons of water, how much does a mama bull drink? mama bulls arent bulls
What can be found in the middle of toronto? O
What has keys that opens no locks, space but no room, and an enter but you can't go through? a keyboard
What goes around the world but stays in a corner? a stamp
What has a head but no body? a river???
Imagine you are in a wooden boat sinking fast in the middle of the pacific ocean surrounded by sharks. What do you do to survive? Stop imagining