parody of amish paradise by weird al
As I look through the binder where I store my cards
I take a look at my blissey and realize it's very plain
but that's just perfect for a n00b like me,
for you know I'd much rather have a shiny charizard
at round 1 i'm pwning with charizard
[[[kazambolt]] plays fire truk and [[typhlosion king]] plays kodak...fool
and i've been trading and pwning so long that
even [[spoinkmaster]] thinks that my mind has gone
i'm a member of legion, i'm into rogue
got a charizard in my hand and a potion in my deck
but if i finish my list you finish thine
then tonight we're going to the christmas party
we've been spending most our lives living in a n00b paradise
get the bye once or twice
living in a n00b paradise
it's hard work and sacrifice
living in a n00b paradise
we sell blisseys at discount price
living in a n00b paradise
a good player ripped a baby torterra last week
i went crazy on him
i really do care, in fact i killed him
'cause it was a cute little thing, it was
but i ain't never ripped a pop card even if it was rare candy
a n00b with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
i never use dice, but i got a charizard hat
and my homies agree i really look good in it, foo
if you come to play, you'll be bored to tears,
i haven't even drawn a trainer in 27 turns
but we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
we just really love charizard
there's no bliss, no rosy, no sableye
not a single decent card
just like a baby charizard
it's as n00bish as can be
we've been spending most our lives
living in a n00b paradise
we're just new and simple guys
living in a n00b paradise
there's no time for sleeves or dice
living in a n00b paradise
we don't win, we all play nice
living in a n00b paradise
organizin' my binder, tradin' lots of trainers
bought a deck on monday, soon i'll buy anutter
think you're really bad? think that your deck is bad?
well i know i'm a million times less humble than though art
i'm the pious guy the little n00bs wanna be like
playing games day and night scoring points for nationals
so don't be good and don't be whiny
or else my charizard might get medieval on your hiney
we've been spending most our lives
living in an n00b paradise
we're all crazy pokefans
living in a n00b paradise
there's many donks and marios
living in a n00b paradise
but you'd probably think it bites
living in a n00b paradise
As I look through the binder where I store my cards
I take a look at my blissey and realize it's very plain
but that's just perfect for a n00b like me,
for you know I'd much rather have a shiny charizard
at round 1 i'm pwning with charizard
[[[kazambolt]] plays fire truk and [[typhlosion king]] plays kodak...fool
and i've been trading and pwning so long that
even [[spoinkmaster]] thinks that my mind has gone
i'm a member of legion, i'm into rogue
got a charizard in my hand and a potion in my deck
but if i finish my list you finish thine
then tonight we're going to the christmas party
we've been spending most our lives living in a n00b paradise
get the bye once or twice
living in a n00b paradise
it's hard work and sacrifice
living in a n00b paradise
we sell blisseys at discount price
living in a n00b paradise
a good player ripped a baby torterra last week
i went crazy on him
i really do care, in fact i killed him
'cause it was a cute little thing, it was
but i ain't never ripped a pop card even if it was rare candy
a n00b with a 'tude, you know that's unheard of
i never use dice, but i got a charizard hat
and my homies agree i really look good in it, foo
if you come to play, you'll be bored to tears,
i haven't even drawn a trainer in 27 turns
but we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
we just really love charizard
there's no bliss, no rosy, no sableye
not a single decent card
just like a baby charizard
it's as n00bish as can be
we've been spending most our lives
living in a n00b paradise
we're just new and simple guys
living in a n00b paradise
there's no time for sleeves or dice
living in a n00b paradise
we don't win, we all play nice
living in a n00b paradise
organizin' my binder, tradin' lots of trainers
bought a deck on monday, soon i'll buy anutter
think you're really bad? think that your deck is bad?
well i know i'm a million times less humble than though art
i'm the pious guy the little n00bs wanna be like
playing games day and night scoring points for nationals
so don't be good and don't be whiny
or else my charizard might get medieval on your hiney
we've been spending most our lives
living in an n00b paradise
we're all crazy pokefans
living in a n00b paradise
there's many donks and marios
living in a n00b paradise
but you'd probably think it bites
living in a n00b paradise
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