Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

Whose Line Is It, Regis?

"This is Phil. Phil is dancing well. That's because Phil decided to call and order Imodium."

I would have said something else, but gotta keep this suitable for youngins. :)
 
here is my entry...

"Thats right folks! You can dance all you want and not sweat thanks to Right Guard Extreme, which comes with a power strip that blocks off odor more than ever. Get Extreme! Get Right Guard!"
 
Announcer: Why is this man dancing? He just bought a box of 1st Edition Base Set Pokemon Trading Cards... and pulled 2 Charizards!
Man: YESH!!!!!
Announcer: And look at him dance. *chuckles*
 
Ok, we have quite a large number of spoofers, and that's great. Thanks to all who replied. Round 1 is over, and I will no longer be accepting re-writes for this commercial. I have compiled the following list of all who replied. If I missed you or screwed up, please notify me here.

Psycho Lugia X
Metal Master
Mew Master
Captain Chronic*
Burninating Torchic
Penguin Master
Fawkes0126
Arthas Zero
DarkSideComma S.P.A.R.K.S

And congratulations to Captain Chronic, who has the top-spoof of this round! (Please note the asterisk by his name)

Now, I have something that I must tell you. I have slightly changed the way players will be eliminated. Instead of eliminating certain people, which sounds mean to me, I am going to total up how many times each person in this competition has been the top-spoofer. At the end of 5 rounds, the person who has been the top-spoofer most often wins. If we have a tie, I will initiate a sudden death round with only those players.

Ok, here's the commercial for Round 2: The Dial soap commercial which starts out in an exercise club (I assume). You see the door to a sauna on the screen. Beside it is a rack with a towel on it. A man walks by and wipes the sweat off of him with the towel and puts it back. He walks away, and a man comes out of the sauna and wipes his face with the same towel. It ends by saying "Hey, you're not as clean as you think. Count on Dial blah blah blah." So, we'll stop just before the announcer says "Hey, you're not as clean as you think."

You have until 9:00 CST on Saturday. Go!
 
Alright, here is mine...

"Wish your personal hygene didnt control you? Now you can. Introducing Neutrogena facial wash, which is now powerful enough to prevent even the thoughest persperation!"
 
"Here at the Magikrap Fitness Club, we guarantee a pre-used sweat towel for every member, provided by our own crack team of sweating sacs of Magikrap. That's the Magikrap Fitness Club promise to you.

"Magikrap Fitness Club: because you got banned from 24 Hour Fitness."
 
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(this is not a comercal, I already did mine)

I can't think of any better way to get rid of acne than the sweat from an overwieght person.
 
Round 2 is over, and I will no longer be accepting spoofs for this commercial. The following people have made it on to Round 3:

Psycho Lugia X
Metal Master
Mew Master*
Burninating Torchic
Arthas Zero

Congratulations to our top-spoofer of this Round, Mew Master. I was actually wondering if someone would make a comment about that. Also, because Darksidecomma S.P.A.R.K.S. did not reply, that puts Mew Master in the lead right now.

Ok, here's the new commercial. The commercial is the Geico car insurance commercial in which there is a toy robot and a toy alien standing on a dresser. The robot turns to the alien and says, "I AM FOLDAZOID. I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY PLASMA RAY." The alien says, "You are wrong, Zoid. Your ray is no match for Lord Gothmorg." Then a voice out of no where says "Excuse me," and the camera shows the Geico Gecko walking over, and he says, "Did you know that Geico settles most car insurance claims in 48 hours or less?" Then some music plays, and the alien and the robot look at each other, open-mouthed (or the robot would be if he had a mouth).

Your job is to create a new dialogue and have a new character break up the fight.

You have until 9:00 CST on Thursday. Go!
 
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Robot turns to Alien.
Robot: I AM SCOTTZOID! I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY SUPERIOR ABSORBING POWER!
Alien: You are wrong, Scottzoid. You are no match for the power of Cha-Cha-Cha, Charmin!
Voice out of nowhere: Excuse me.
Camera shows one of the three Quilted Northern quilter girls walking over.
Quilted Northen Girl: Did you know that Quilted Northen has two extra soft, velvety special layers?
Music plays and the robot and alien look at eachother open mouthed.
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Yeah...I just replaced them all with Toilet Paper Representatives....
 
Robot: I'm Gorlocth I will destroy you with my 50% off weekend sale!
Alain:You are wrong Gorlocth, you are no match for the power of Koolaid.
Voice out of nowhere: Scuse me but did you know that you just steped in dog poop?
Thay look at each other with mouths open.
 
The robot turns to the alien and says, "I AM FOLDAZOID. I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY ORIGAMI. The alien says, "You are wrong, Zoid. Your ray is no match for Lord Moth and my Moth Army." Then a voice out of no where says "Excuse me, but did you know you can get all the toys you want for up to 75% off? Then Geoffrey the Giraffe leans down. Then some music plays, and the alien and the robot look at each other, with their mouths open. Geoffrey: "Okay that's a rap. Come to Toys R Us for our 75% off sale where you can get such items as are friends here. Right guys?" The Robot and the Alien(Geoffrey's new pals)"Right."
 
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Robot: I am Zoid!! Beans, beans, the magical fruit; the more you eat, the more you toot!!!

Alien: You are wrong, Zoid. Beans do not make one toot.

A Third Voice: Excuse me,

Jay Bush pops out of the drawer and walks over.

Jay: Roll that beautiful bean footage!

The camera centers on the robot and alien as they look straight ahead with dropped jaws.
 
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Let me give it a whack

Robot: I am RoboBuzz and i will destroy you with my phaser alien scum!

Alien: You are wrong Robobuzz your puny phaser is set to stun!

Then out of no where Woody: Excuse me but "THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT"

Flash to robot and alien with mouths dropped down
 
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Round 3 is over, and I will no longer be accepting answers to this question. The following people have moved on to Round 4:

Psycho Lugia X
Metal Master
Mew Master*
Burninating Torchic*

And congratulations to Burninating Torchic.

I am sorry, Zangoose, but you had to enter in Round 1 to play in the higher Rounds.

Ok, here's the commercial for Round 4. Actually, there is no commercial for Round 4. I am challenging you to make one. Don't worry, it's not going to be as hard as it sounds.

Here's what you do: You know how those Bush's Beans commercials go? Your challenge is to design one of them. Pick a location, have Jay say something about it (like "We're out here in (wherever) to introduce Bush's new country-style baked beans)(You can use country-style baked beans, or make up a kind of your own), have Jay say "Roll that beautiful bean footage, have Jay say how Duke's not talking about the Bean Recepie, and then come up with a way that Duke is selling the baked beans. If you don't understand anything, PM me.

You have until 9:00 CST on Sunday. Go!
 
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