Ok, we have quite a large number of spoofers, and that's great. Thanks to all who replied. Round 1 is over, and I will no longer be accepting re-writes for this commercial. I have compiled the following list of all who replied. If I missed you or screwed up, please notify me here.
Psycho Lugia X
Metal Master
Mew Master
Captain Chronic*
Burninating Torchic
Penguin Master
Fawkes0126
Arthas Zero
DarkSideComma S.P.A.R.K.S
And congratulations to Captain Chronic, who has the top-spoof of this round! (Please note the asterisk by his name)
Now, I have something that I must tell you. I have slightly changed the way players will be eliminated. Instead of eliminating certain people, which sounds mean to me, I am going to total up how many times each person in this competition has been the top-spoofer. At the end of 5 rounds, the person who has been the top-spoofer most often wins. If we have a tie, I will initiate a sudden death round with only those players.
Ok, here's the commercial for Round 2: The Dial soap commercial which starts out in an exercise club (I assume). You see the door to a sauna on the screen. Beside it is a rack with a towel on it. A man walks by and wipes the sweat off of him with the towel and puts it back. He walks away, and a man comes out of the sauna and wipes his face with the same towel. It ends by saying "Hey, you're not as clean as you think. Count on Dial blah blah blah." So, we'll stop just before the announcer says "Hey, you're not as clean as you think."
You have until 9:00 CST on Saturday. Go!