Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

You know you're addicted to pokemon...

. . . . when you need to illustrate a point in life and you continuously come up with a Pokemon analogies. We do that ALL the time.
 
I don't know if anyone's mentioned this yet, but you know you're addicted when you have seen all the episodes on tv, and you were extremely upset when they changed voice actors.

just in case you were wondering, this doesn't apply to me personally, but there's someone I know who is like that.
 
The funny thing is, i've looked through these and i'm not really guilty of any. Well,

You know you're addicted to pokemon when you have over 100 decks built on apprentice
 
my cousin named his daughter lapras

When youre being chased by a dog turn around kick it and wonder why it didnt do times 2 damage since mightyena is a dark type before running hopelessly into a nearby shop
 
I had that happen with a SSU liscense plate once. Also thought a sign that said starporter said staraptor.

when you are explaining to the police why you needed to remove the street sign that said JET SHOOT DR so badly, that they dont write you a ticket out of pity that you still play pokemon cards...
 
When your computer crashes once a week because you have seven tabs, each with three sub-tabs, all on pokegym because "You need to keep track of these trade threads."
When you set your alarm to 3:00 AM to get in a last second bid on that precious unown G.
When your bed is used as a pokemon card storage area.
When you pride yourself on making the best proxies at league.
When you can recite the entire decklist of your oppentents deck after they use their first Rosy's.
You knew immediately what rosy's meant.
When your compare your old elementary school friend who used to be really friendly and cool but is now annoying and nobody likes him, to Bill.
When you have all lv.X's, all EX's, and all good holos and reverse holos in sleeves, inside the binder sleeves.
 
you flinch when you hear "power spray"...

When you announce and pause every single game action even when you're NOT playing against SP for fear of Power Spray. (And this is the GOOD habit that everybody should get into!)
 
when you have posted more then three times in this thread.........
 
When you go to walmart to buy groceries and you almost scream when there is no more pokemon macaroni and cheese left XD
 
When you are known as the "Pokemon Nerd" in the Nerdiest High school in the state.

Also, when you can name past worlds winners by full name and nationality in order (sigh).
 
when you have sent over 30 e-mail request's to Lego to make sets themed after a pokgym.
 
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