Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

Eating Pokemon!!!!! XD

When I look at this thread I need to eat :D

(I just want to make this clear, Magikarp cannot be eaten. All he is is Scales and Bone)

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Oh and don't eat a Voltorb or Electrode!!!! :D
 
Well, we already have Moo Moo Milk from Miltank, may as well cut it up into steaks...

What else...Crawdaunt and Kingler would make tasty seafood treat with some butter sauce, maybe some Chansey eggs (as in-game text already supports it being edible)...not really sure which grass Pokemon you'd want to dice up for a salad though, especially the Oddish line, yuck. And of course, Tepig being self-cooked bacon is a great idea.
 
This is why I'm uncomfotable with this thread. It gives people disturbed thoughts.

I'd love to eat a gyarados, but catching that thing would be hard. The video games make it seem really easy to capture a giant seamonster, or a fire breathing dragon just be throwing a ball at it :p
 
First I would prepare an appetizer with some boiled crawdaunt claws, almost like a shrimp salad.
Then for the main course there would either be Fearow wings, Miltank steak, Gyarados seafood dish or Tepig pork chops.
Dessert would be some sort of ice cream, but served in a Togepi eggshell.
 
I'm surprised no one's said it yet, but Farfetch'd. Seriously, duck onion soup. Mmmmm...

Other than that, I would have to say that as far as others go, Tauros. Miltank looks too fatty for me. Yeah it would have some nice marbling, but Tauros would be lean and nice.
 
skovtrold said:
First I would prepare an appetizer with some boiled crawdaunt claws, almost like a shrimp salad.
Then for the main course there would either be Fearow wings, Miltank steak, Gyarados seafood dish or Tepig pork chops.
Dessert would be some sort of ice cream, but served in a Togepi eggshell.
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So an Articuno blizzard?Dairy Queen joke.
 
GameStoreGrump said:
I'm surprised no one's said it yet, but Farfetch'd. Seriously, duck onion soup. Mmmmm...

Other than that, I would have to say that as far as others go, Tauros. Miltank looks too fatty for me. Yeah it would have some nice marbling, but Tauros would be lean and nice.
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I did mention Farfetch'd... don't know what happened to the comment. It's original National Pokedex entry even said it was delicious.

Miltank vs. Tauros??? The marbling is what gives the flavor. A Tauros would be like eating tough, sinewy range cattle...
 
If Vanilluxe was Chocolluxe I'd be all over that. But I don't like Vanilla ice cream.

Also I'm sure Deerling would make some good veal.
 
^honey and a million sharp jabs of pain

Honestly, just Cherubi, Miltank, maybe Pidgey once in a while, or Doduo. Only problem is Doduo's got two beaks that might not be removed...
 
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