Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

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xD Wow... I once got into a verbal argument with a mother when the mother kept yelling at her son to beat me ( He was playing some Slashtap Varient without Sychter.... ) I was playing Toise/Gatr he he


As for my joke

One day a russian man goes to his Polish neighbor and alerts him that a polish wolf is caught in his trap. The polish man asks him how do you know its polish? The Russian man replies : It chewed off 3 of its legs and is still caught in the trap.


Just FYI Im polish/Russian/German/Brazillian/American and I wasnt offended by this he he
 
Two morons were playing frisbee at night...

One moron threw the frisbee up into a tree...

The other moron pulled out his flashlight to look for the frissbee

The other moron said...Hey Why don;'t you hand me the flashlight and climb up the light beam to get the frisbee.

the other moron answered...Hey,,I'm not that stupid, I wont climb up because when I get to the top, You will turn off

the flash light and I will fall........................
 
That was a good one, I like the polish wolf to.

ok, 21 thesbians walk into a bar, the bartender says to them "We don't serve your kind here." The thesbians answer,

"No we're THESbians."
 
has anyone heard of this joke:how do you get 100 pikachu on a bus?poke'mon!
plenty more from where that came. why did metapod go on a non-dairy diet? he wanted to be
butterfree!what don't you want your poke'mon to do when you're in the shower?pikachu!
 
Three couples were traveling on a plane. Unfortunately the plane crashed, and all three couple found themselves before St. Peter.

The first couple walks up to St. Peter, fully expecting to get in to heaven. However, St. Peter says "Hang on now, you can't go in their sir. According to my sources, you were a very greedy individual. You kept money to yourself, didn't give to those less fortunate, and even put money before your fellow man. In fact, you love money so much that you married a girl named Penny! Sorry, but I cannot let you pass."

And with that, St. Peter sent them on their way to heck.

The next couple walked up to St. Peter and said "Lord, thats not true with us. Why I donated regularly to the less fortunate, and wasn't stingy at all."

St. Peter said to them, "That is true sir, and the good lord took notice of that. However, you continually indulge in the sin of gluttony. Always eating sweets, five meals a day, you were only a decent person inbetween meals. In fact, you love food so much, you married a girl named Candy. I'm terribly sorry, but I cannot let you in either."

And with that, St. Peter sent them on their way to heck.

The last couple was pretty nervous after witnessing the fate of the previous two couples. Solemnly, the husband turned to his wife and said "Fanny, I don't think we're gonna make it."
 
ok this is a milatary joke(no offense to the navy)

here it goes:
theres a guy from the navy and a guy from the marines in a using the restroom.afterwords the navy guy says to the marine"hey,in the navy they teach us to wash our hands after we pee." so the marine guy says back "yeah,and in the marines they teach us not to pee on our hands.

lol
 
Joke 1:

So I don't like being told what to do.

Well, today I saw a poster with the written command "READ ME!!"

I'm all like Pff! Yeah right.

And then I think: Dang!

Joke 2:

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

Joke 3:

(To be spoken to someone)
You: Have you heard of updog?
Them: No. What's updog?
You: Nothing much, man.
 
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