It's monday! And i'm awake so it's time for Chapter 4 of "Metagross gets bored and goes on a pokemon league quest!"
Chapter Four: Time to dance Metagross... A couple new friends?
In the Fallarbor Town gym,
Metagross: *singing to self* Oh yea, wall climbin Spyda! Sabrina! Lets battle!
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Sabrina: Well. I certainly hope you mean you battling ME. *sabrina points to herself*
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Metagross: Uh... *blushes* no.. I er... uh...
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Sabrina: *giggles* Oh I only joking with you. Alakazam go! *throws pokeball*
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Alakazam: FO SHIZZLE DIZZLE WHIZZLE!
[Note, all psychic type, and steel type Pokemon can talk in my fan-fic. Why? Whynaut! THERE! I SAID IT!]
Metagross: Oh jeez. C'mon Alakazam. You're a psychic type!
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Sabrina: Alakazam! Use Psychic attack!
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Alakazam: Fo SHIZZLE SABRIZZLE! *Alakazam unleashes a high-powered Psychic attack on Metagross, but being a Psychic and Metal type, he's barely affected.*
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Metagross: Hah... Dual-Resistance. {Metagross's eyesight reads 318/320 HP} Not a scratch!
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Sabrina: Dang, I forgot.
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Metagross: Gyah! *jumps across the arena and pins Alakazam to the floor* HAHA! Take this!
Metagross unleashes a high powered Crunch attack on Alakazam, instantly knocking it out.
Metagross: *with bloody teeth* Nice... *wipes mouth with arm* If this were on the Anime this episode would be banned.
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Censors: We... can't allow that.
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Metagross: What?
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Censors: That's too graphic for Poke-Gym... Comma! Change it!
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Comma *me, or Narator*: Aw snap. FINE!
Metagross: *jumps across teh arena and pins Alakazam to the floor* 'as if from a cue card' I will use crunch attack on you. *puts closed mouth against Alakazam's head and makes gnawing noises* Gnrrrmnmnnmrrr *the ketchup packets break open* MMMMMMRRRRR!!!!
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Alakazam: Wizzle Metagrizzle, your brizzle smells like ketchizzle fo shizzle.
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Metagross: SHUT UP WITH THAT! *bites down hard on alakazams head*
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Sabrina: Alakazam! Return! *hold up pokeball and alakazam returns*
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Metagross: Thank yizzle. AW DANG! NOW I'M DOING IT!
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Sabrina: That was a very violent battle, Kinda like what my next pokemon had to endure. Deoxys... GO!
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Deoxys: HMPH!
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Metagross: IT'S ONLY 1 ON 1 BATTLING! AND I BEAT YOUR ONLY POKEMON!
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Sabrina: *turn off the Deoxys hologram to reveal a Ralts* Your right.
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Metagross: GAH! You... *shakes finger at Sabrina*
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Drew Carey: What does that mean? *gets hit by a semi*
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Metagross: So do i get the
sychic: Badge now?
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Sabrina: Yes.. since you beat my Alakazam, i award you with the
sychic: Badge. *hands it to metagross* But where would you hold it?
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Metagross: Like this! *the badge pins onto Metagross's back* That's never coming off*
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Sabrina: you also have a Pokedex... is that stored in your...
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Metagross: Visual-Storage-Unit. or the VSU, yes. It's quite helpful.
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Sabrina: So... *uses a potion and max elixer on metagross* That should help. Do you need any company on your quest? These gyms are so strange now... all over in different places now. Even some Kanto gym leaders have moved here. Except one is all the way out in the orange islands.
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Metagross: Snap! The Orange Islands! Jeez that's such a long flight.
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Sabrina: We could take a boat from Lilycove City... that's where the :lightning: badge is... And then the :fighting: badge is out on Sun-Burst Island out in Orange.
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Metagross: Wow this board need the Dark, Water, and Metal symbol Emoticons.
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Sabrina: What?
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Metagross: Nothing, so can we get going to Lilycove?
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Sabrina: Whenever you're ready.
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Metagross: *back makes an indent for a seat* Hop on Sabrina!
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Sabrina: Alright... but don't go through the *outside* roof...
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Metagross: Sorry... I'll try to get to lilycove as soon as I can.
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Sabrina: Take your time. I havn't gotten to see much of Hoenn yet. I flew in from Saffron, over Kanto, then Orange, Then Johto, and then straight to Fallarbor.
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Metagross: Wow... long journy. Well alright, i'll slow it down a little.
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Sabrina: Good. I'll just take a nap then. And don't do that stupid "falling" thing when we get there. Just land, and wake me up when we get there.
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Metagross: Didn't you just tell me take it slow?
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Sabrina: Just fly!
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Off in Sootopolis City...
Wallace: So how do I look?
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Rocket Grunt: Oh yes, sir, you look ab-fab.
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Wallace: Uh... thank you James. Now, go get the report.
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James: Yes sir! *runs off*
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Jessie: *walks into 'Wallace's' Room* Hi James, by James. Sir! Steven's Metagross is *states teh title of this topic*.
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Wallace: WHAT?! THAT METAGROSS WILL RUIN EVERYTHING FOR ME! I Gio-... Wallace, try something a simple as revive an evil organization in Hoenn... and that Metagross comes and ruins everything!
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Jessie: I also have report that Sabrina has replace Roxxane as the Fallarbor gym leader, and is in ca-hoots with that very same Metagross.
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Wallace: *sits down at a desk* Hm... *slams fists on it and stands up* WHAT?
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Jessie: Did that have any purpose?
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Wallace: Go get me my Seltzer Water. NOW! GET OUT!
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jessie: Alright! *leaves*
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Wallace: And that Steven? He's probably behind this all. *reads topic title*
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James: Sire! I'm back! *states everything that Jessie just said*
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Wallace: I know. Now get out.
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James: Fine. *leaves*
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Jessie: *back* Sire here is your-
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Wallace: GET OUTTA HERE!
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Ruby: *in Slateport* Where is that Metagross?
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Magma Grunt: *runs from the marketplace holding some pokeballs*
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Ruby: Onos! Team Magma! What are they doing here... *gives chase*
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Magma Grunt: *to self* Hah, with this disguise, i'll place the blame on Maxie and take if off of Team Rocket, and we'll still get the item we need! And it'll make the readers think team magma will have something to do with this story! Which in fact they don't! Nothing at all! *bumps into Maxie*
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Ruby: *catches up* Maxie! What's going on here...?
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Maxie: Oh, hello Ruby. I told all the Team Magma members to go on and live normal lives after the Kyogre and Groudon incidents.... But this one seems to love the guise to much. *pick up the grunt by the collar* Now... to see which member you... Gasp!
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Grunt: haha... Devin is the name.
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Ruby: Hey! He's a Team Rocket member!
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Devin: Yes, I am. didn't you read my paragraph?
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Maxie: Team Rocket? What are you doing here? Didn't Giovanni disband your silly little operation 7 years ago after the Kanto fallout?
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Devin: Yes, but we're back.
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Ruby: Sorry Maxie, but I don't have time for this. A Metagross stole my Pokedex and I've gotta find it!
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Maxie: Metagross? I saw one over in Fallarbor Town! You should go there.
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Ruby: Thanks! *hops on his Swellow and flies in the direction of Fallarbor Town*
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Maxies: Now to deal with... GASP!
Devin, having freed himself from the grasp of Maxie, is now running onto Slateport's shores.
Maxie: Mightyena! Give chase!
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My longest chapter so far. I hope you like the tripple plot goin on here. Whee i'm having so much fun being random!
Chapter 5: Wallace VS Metagross? Ruby VS Sapphire? James VS the Magikarp Salesman? NO! NOTHING LIKE THIS WILL HAPPEN! WHEE! Oh and Sapphire gave up and went home. So no more dealing with her. She bugs me.
Chapter 5 on tuesday. please return to view. K THNX BYE!
