Mama_Luigi
New Member
No, because now you have 4 of these on your bench and use drapion xs sniping tail to effectivvely put them into lock.
Most pointless Pokemon ever
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No, because now you have 4 of these on your bench and use drapion xs sniping tail to effectivvely put them into lock.
Shadowmaster
New Member
Muk 100 HP 
sychic:
Stage 1 Evolves from Grimer
powr: This Card Stinks!
Once during your turn (before your attack), you may scratch and sniff this card to experience its horrendous oders. If Muk is affected by a Special Condition, you must use this power every turn (including your opponent's turns).
sychic:sychic::colorless::colorless: Icky Sneeze 100
Flip a coin. If tails, this attack does nothing. If the Defending Pokemon is Knocked Out by this attack, you must force your opponent to sniff this card.
Weakness:sychic: x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: :colorless::colorless::colorless:
sychic:Stage 1 Evolves from Grimer
powr: This Card Stinks!Once during your turn (before your attack), you may scratch and sniff this card to experience its horrendous oders. If Muk is affected by a Special Condition, you must use this power every turn (including your opponent's turns).
sychic:sychic::colorless::colorless: Icky Sneeze 100Flip a coin. If tails, this attack does nothing. If the Defending Pokemon is Knocked Out by this attack, you must force your opponent to sniff this card.
Weakness:
sychic: x2Resistance:
Retreat Cost: :colorless::colorless::colorless:
Lol Meowth 50 HP (C)
Poké-Body - ...I Eated it...
Whenever you search your deck for a card, reveal it to your opponent, put it on top of your deck and shuffle your deck afterwords.
(C) - I Made You a Cookie but...
Search your deck for a card and put it into your hand.
Weakness: (F) x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: (C)
may seem pointless at first, but with Dialga G Lv. X on your bench... it just makes cookies
Poké-Body - ...I Eated it...
Whenever you search your deck for a card, reveal it to your opponent, put it on top of your deck and shuffle your deck afterwords.
(C) - I Made You a Cookie but...
Search your deck for a card and put it into your hand.
Weakness: (F) x2
Resistance:
Retreat Cost: (C)
may seem pointless at first, but with Dialga G Lv. X on your bench... it just makes cookies
Palbert6393
New Member
Now it could be used to get the correct amount of damage for either Mr. Mime Ex (even or odd), go around Jungle Mime's ability, make you live from a Wobuffet (discovery) counter. Also Beat Up is 20x, not 10x. I got you every way you turn MWAHAHAHAHA
ArceusRules
New Member
Happiny HP 30
powr: Stinky Baby Evolution
Once during your turn, before your attack, you may hold your nose. Then put Chansey from your hand onto Happiny. (This counts as evolving Happiny.) (This power can't be used if Happiny is affected by a special condition.)
:colorless: Sneeze
The defending Pokémon can't retreat during your opponent's next turn.
:colorless::colorless: Fluff
Your opponent must hold their nose while they take their next turn.
Weakness: :fighting: x2
Resistance:
Retreat: :colorless:
Chansey HP 60
:colorless::colorless: Meltdown
Chansey starts to cry. Put 1 damage counter on Chansey between turns until it's your turn again.
:colorless::colorless::colorless: Wink
During your next turn, when you Chansey uses Meltdown, put 2 damage counters on Chansey between turns instead of 1.
Weakness: :fighting: x2
Resistance:
Retreat: :colorless::colorless::colorless:
Blissey HP 120
powr: Rip One
Flip a coin, if heads your opponent must hold their nose while they take their next turn. If tails, you must hold your nose while you take your next turn.
:colorless::colorless::colorless: Laugh
During your opponent's next turn, your opponent's Pokémon can't attack.
:colorless::colorless::colorless::colorless: Exploding Fluffs
Blissey is overwhelmed by it's own stench so much that it does 120 damage to itself. Your opponent must then hold their nose for the rest of the game.
Weakness: :fighting: x2
Resistance:
Retreat: :colorless::colorless::colorless::colorless:
powr: Stinky Baby EvolutionOnce during your turn, before your attack, you may hold your nose. Then put Chansey from your hand onto Happiny. (This counts as evolving Happiny.) (This power can't be used if Happiny is affected by a special condition.)
:colorless: Sneeze
The defending Pokémon can't retreat during your opponent's next turn.
:colorless::colorless: Fluff
Your opponent must hold their nose while they take their next turn.
Weakness: :fighting: x2
Resistance:
Retreat: :colorless:
Chansey HP 60
:colorless::colorless: Meltdown
Chansey starts to cry. Put 1 damage counter on Chansey between turns until it's your turn again.
:colorless::colorless::colorless: Wink
During your next turn, when you Chansey uses Meltdown, put 2 damage counters on Chansey between turns instead of 1.
Weakness: :fighting: x2
Resistance:
Retreat: :colorless::colorless::colorless:
Blissey HP 120
powr: Rip OneFlip a coin, if heads your opponent must hold their nose while they take their next turn. If tails, you must hold your nose while you take your next turn.
:colorless::colorless::colorless: Laugh
During your opponent's next turn, your opponent's Pokémon can't attack.
:colorless::colorless::colorless::colorless: Exploding Fluffs
Blissey is overwhelmed by it's own stench so much that it does 120 damage to itself. Your opponent must then hold their nose for the rest of the game.
Weakness: :fighting: x2
Resistance:
Retreat: :colorless::colorless::colorless::colorless:
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Igglybuff HP 30
Once during your turn, before your attack, you may hold your nose. Then put Chansey from your hand onto Igglybuff. (This counts as evolving Igglybuff.) (This power can't be used if Igglybuff is affected by a special condition.)
:colorless: Sneeze
The defending Pokémon can't retreat during your opponent's next turn.
:colorless::colorless: Fluff
Your opponent must hold their nose while they take their next turn.
Weakness: :fighting: x2
Resistance:
Retreat: :colorless:
Igglybuff doesnt evolve into chansey lol
Mama_Luigi
New Member
How are sneeze and laugh pointless though??
Sneeze can effectively lock up pretty much anything (Cept sps, uxies, chatot g, etc.) in the active spot and laugh is jus stupid.
Sneeze can effectively lock up pretty much anything (Cept sps, uxies, chatot g, etc.) in the active spot and laugh is jus stupid.
ArceusRules
New Member
Oops! I got it mixed up with Happiny! I'll go fix that lol.
Jigglypuff (C) 60 hp
(.) Dance Contest!
You and your opponent must sing the same song full-length. The audience must decide who's a better singer. If the audience picks a winner, Jigglypuff does 120 damage to the active pokémon of the winner of this contest because it is unquestionable that Jigglypuff is the best singer.
(C)(C) Sleep over!
You and your opponent must take a quick nap. The player who falls asleep the first must put two damage counters on all of his pokémon because Jigglypuff doesn't like sleeping when she/he sings.
Weakness
People who suffer from Insomnia
Resistance
Animals with supersonic hearing
Retreat Cost
(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C) Jigglypuff doesn't retreat, Jigglypuff is the star of the show!
(.) Dance Contest!
You and your opponent must sing the same song full-length. The audience must decide who's a better singer. If the audience picks a winner, Jigglypuff does 120 damage to the active pokémon of the winner of this contest because it is unquestionable that Jigglypuff is the best singer.
(C)(C) Sleep over!
You and your opponent must take a quick nap. The player who falls asleep the first must put two damage counters on all of his pokémon because Jigglypuff doesn't like sleeping when she/he sings.
Weakness
People who suffer from Insomnia
Resistance
Animals with supersonic hearing
Retreat Cost
(C)(C)(C)(C)(C)(C) Jigglypuff doesn't retreat, Jigglypuff is the star of the show!
ArceusRules
New Member
Togepi HP 30 :colorless:
body: Fart Induction
All attacks done to Togepi do 10 more damage (before applying weakness and resistance.) Each time your opponent is about to do damage to Togepi, your opponent must hold his/her nose.
:colorless: Burp 10
As you do this attack, you must burp instead of announcing the attack. If you do, Togepi does 10 damage to itself. If you don't, this attack does nothing.
Weakness: :fighting: x2
Resistance:
Retreat: :colorless:
Togetic HP 60 :colorless:
:colorless::colorless: Parade
Search your deck for up to 3 Togepi and put them onto your bench. Shuffle your deck afterward.
:colorless::colorless::colorless: Belch 10
As you do this attack, you must belch instead of announcing the attack. If you do, Togepi does 20 damage to itself. If you don't, this attack does nothing.
Weakness: :lightning: x2
Resistance: :fighting: -20
Retreat: :colorless::colorless:
Togekiss HP 110
powr: Self Damage
Once during your turn, before your attack, you may put 4 damage counter onto Togekiss (This power can't be used if Togekiss is affected by a special condition)
:colorless::colorless::colorless: Shriek 40+
You must shriek instead of announcing this attack. If your opponent covers their ears, this attack does 40 damage plus 10 more damage. If your opponent doesn't cover their ears, this attack does nothing.
:colorless::colorless::colorless::colorless: Explosive Farts
You must fart 10 times instead of announcing this attack. If don't, your opponent may draw all of their prize cards. If you do, Togekiss does 110 damage to itself. So be sure to eat a lot of beans, so that you can make 10 farts. Good luck and may the force be with you!
Weakness :lightning: x2
Resistance: :fighting: -20
Retreat: :colorless::colorless:
body: Fart InductionAll attacks done to Togepi do 10 more damage (before applying weakness and resistance.) Each time your opponent is about to do damage to Togepi, your opponent must hold his/her nose.
:colorless: Burp 10
As you do this attack, you must burp instead of announcing the attack. If you do, Togepi does 10 damage to itself. If you don't, this attack does nothing.
Weakness: :fighting: x2
Resistance:
Retreat: :colorless:
Togetic HP 60 :colorless:
:colorless::colorless: Parade
Search your deck for up to 3 Togepi and put them onto your bench. Shuffle your deck afterward.
:colorless::colorless::colorless: Belch 10
As you do this attack, you must belch instead of announcing the attack. If you do, Togepi does 20 damage to itself. If you don't, this attack does nothing.
Weakness: :lightning: x2
Resistance: :fighting: -20
Retreat: :colorless::colorless:
Togekiss HP 110
powr: Self DamageOnce during your turn, before your attack, you may put 4 damage counter onto Togekiss (This power can't be used if Togekiss is affected by a special condition)
:colorless::colorless::colorless: Shriek 40+
You must shriek instead of announcing this attack. If your opponent covers their ears, this attack does 40 damage plus 10 more damage. If your opponent doesn't cover their ears, this attack does nothing.
:colorless::colorless::colorless::colorless: Explosive Farts
You must fart 10 times instead of announcing this attack. If don't, your opponent may draw all of their prize cards. If you do, Togekiss does 110 damage to itself. So be sure to eat a lot of beans, so that you can make 10 farts. Good luck and may the force be with you!
Weakness :lightning: x2
Resistance: :fighting: -20
Retreat: :colorless::colorless:
LegendCallerL
Member
What do you think of this?
Mystery Thing
Administrator
That's not pointless, that's awesome.
In fact, there's only one reasonable response to you calling it pointless:
OBJECTION!
DelcattyEX
New Member
Bidoof - HP:10 - C
Poke-Power: Pointlessness
Once during your turn, you have to put 6 Pokemon cards from your hand and put them in the Lost Zone, if you dont have 6 Pokemon in your hand, search your deck for Pokemon cards until you have 6 cards in your hand, if you dont have 6 Pokemon in your deck, steal from the nearest player or your opponent. Then, your opponents play a card from their hand, and they have to pretend this is Lost Zone. If you use this Poke-Power, it ends your turn. This Poke-Power can't be stopped in any way
(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c) Appear Everywhere You Walk in all Pokemon games.
Flip 30 coins, if one is tails, this attack does nothing, if all are heads, you have cheated your dices or flipping coin or whatever, call and judge and make him ban you for the rest of your life.
Weakness- Everything x10, Resistance Nothing at all, however, you get another x10 bonus in Weakness., Retreat Evrything x10
Pointless.
Poke-Power: Pointlessness
Once during your turn, you have to put 6 Pokemon cards from your hand and put them in the Lost Zone, if you dont have 6 Pokemon in your hand, search your deck for Pokemon cards until you have 6 cards in your hand, if you dont have 6 Pokemon in your deck, steal from the nearest player or your opponent. Then, your opponents play a card from their hand, and they have to pretend this is Lost Zone. If you use this Poke-Power, it ends your turn. This Poke-Power can't be stopped in any way
(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c) Appear Everywhere You Walk in all Pokemon games.
Flip 30 coins, if one is tails, this attack does nothing, if all are heads, you have cheated your dices or flipping coin or whatever, call and judge and make him ban you for the rest of your life.
Weakness- Everything x10, Resistance Nothing at all, however, you get another x10 bonus in Weakness., Retreat Evrything x10
Pointless.
Magikarp 30 HP
Pokepower: When you bench Magikarp from your hand to the bench, place 3 damage counters of magikarp. If Magikarp is knocked out by this effect, your opponent still gets to draw a prize card.
- This card would be released post RR format so no powersprays or snowpoints
Pokepower: When you bench Magikarp from your hand to the bench, place 3 damage counters of magikarp. If Magikarp is knocked out by this effect, your opponent still gets to draw a prize card.
- This card would be released post RR format so no powersprays or snowpoints
Mama_Luigi
New Member
Bidoof - HP:10 - C
Poke-Power: Pointlessness
Once during your turn, you have to put 6 Pokemon cards from your hand and put them in the Lost Zone, if you dont have 6 Pokemon in your hand, search your deck for Pokemon cards until you have 6 cards in your hand, if you dont have 6 Pokemon in your deck, steal from the nearest player or your opponent. Then, your opponents play a card from their hand, and they have to pretend this is Lost Zone. If you use this Poke-Power, it ends your turn. This Poke-Power can't be stopped in any way
(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c)(c) Appear Everywhere You Walk in all Pokemon games.
Flip 30 coins, if one is tails, this attack does nothing, if all are heads, you have cheated your dices or flipping coin or whatever, call and judge and make him ban you for the rest of your life.
Weakness- Everything x10, Resistance Nothing at all, however, you get another x10 bonus in Weakness., Retreat Evrything x10
Pointless.
What about this and Lucario CoL? Not Pointless!
Ditto 30HP
:colorless: Type
body: Life Absorber
When you play Ditto onto your bench, discard all other cards on your bench . You can't have any other pokemon on your bench for the rest of the game.
powr: Life Destroy
As many times as you like, use this power. Put 30 damage counters on each of your pokemon. If you don't use this power at least 3 times during your turn, you lose the game.
Weak: :fighting: Resist: None Ret. Cost: :colorless::colorless::colorless::colorless::colorless::colorless:
:colorless: Type
body: Life AbsorberWhen you play Ditto onto your bench, discard all other cards on your bench . You can't have any other pokemon on your bench for the rest of the game.
powr: Life DestroyAs many times as you like, use this power. Put 30 damage counters on each of your pokemon. If you don't use this power at least 3 times during your turn, you lose the game.
Weak: :fighting: Resist: None Ret. Cost: :colorless::colorless::colorless::colorless::colorless::colorless:
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Elite_4_Allen
New Member
raticate 10HP
body: Bad luck: You must play four of this card in your deck by law.
body: Worse luck: If this card gets into your hand, discard pile, prize cards, lost zone, or bench in any way, you lose the game.
body: Bad luck: You must play four of this card in your deck by law.body: Worse luck: If this card gets into your hand, discard pile, prize cards, lost zone, or bench in any way, you lose the game.