...was having a seizure whilst trying to get rid of the undergarments, but that didn't matter because lo and behold, who should step through the door, but fitness-furu-and-furby-salesman-on-weekends...
wayne campbell from wayne's world 2 was banging on the window "CASSANDRA, CASSANDRA!!" only to find out he was at the wrong wedding. So he ran out and read the sign that said "Second Presbyterian Church" when the old guy said it was the first, so wayne looked across the street and ran into the church and said "CASSANDRA, CASSANDRA!!" only to find that...
(scene taken from Wayn'es World 2, one of the funniest movies i've ever seen)