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[CrimsonWarrior26]

But he didn't know that the pizza was like the red pill from the Matrix and in turn awoken him from his cryo like tube which he was used as a battery.

 

[Pkmnrulz240]

He also didn't realize that his Cryo tube was actually a rocket on its way to *GASP* Venus!

 

[Dek]

but he got out of the tube just before the capsule launched and fell into...

 

[CrimsonWarrior26]

the deadly portal of Deoxies.

 

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...where he was doomed to sit there and never-ever, ever-ever, ever-EVER allowed to leave, speak, or blink because...

[Quick thought:

U can make fake quotes...

I thought you were posting an actual zany quote by Gorbachev, as a zany factoid. That's why i moved into the Pizza Hut thing.

Former Soviet Union Rulers Fun Fact: Mikhail Gorbachev starred in a Pizza Hut commercial in the early 90s!]

 

[MetallicKingScizor]

the contract he signed with santa prohibited him to do so and the contract wasnt due to expire until the year 12345678901234567890 which in earth years is...

 

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...yesterday, at 10:16pm, but meanwhile, on Mars, a secret organization was planning...

 

[CrimsonWarrior26]

to force every living soul to do the disco so the organization could take over the Universe.

 

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...by saying "Disco Sucks" and thus making the disco-crazed universe curl up and cry like little...

 

[|PoKeY|]

people who are constantly made fun of because they are smarter than the insignificant fools who are not smart enough to realize the intelligence of him...

 

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...and so, with their plan unfurling to the T, the martians' first target to invade was none other than the who-woulda-thunk-it location of, including, and limited to--that place, you know it, I know it, that one--that place we like to call...

 

[Hot Mustid]

your moms house

 

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...a land of mystery and wonder, but something was askew: as soon as a martian opened the door, he was caught off guard by the house's sole...

 

[Hot Mustid]

proprietor, your mom

 

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...so when she saw the martian, she sold seashells on the seashore, just because the martian began to...

 

[Hot Mustid]

ask, "ma'am, may i speak with your mom?"

 

[MetallicKingScizor]

squared and cubed to the nth power.

 

[Hot Mustid]

But your mom and the martian couldnt figure out what the heck MetallicKingScizor was talking about so that had a light brunch consisting of pancakes, waffles, bacon, sausage, eggs, and alakaline batteries (for the martian), but soon after eating they realized that their brunch was not a light one at all and they became sickened by their piggy-ness.

 

[CrimsonWarrior26]

But when they became sick they grew to the size of gundams and started to fight in space.

 

[Psycho_Lugia_X]

...where the martian felt unequaled in power, since...