Pokemon TCG commandments!

[PokePockets]

rough decks? do you mean Rogue? if so...

Thou Shalt agree with the above statement made by Ashinto

 

[Mew*]

Thou shalt remember that the game is all about the fun............

 

[Flygon999]

Thou shalt congradulate PokePockets for learning how to make links
Thou shalt tell me where ashinto is
Thou shalt NOT post as the same minute as me

 

[LegacyEeveeVGC]

Thou shalt measure door way before making Pokeball costume for League.
Thou shalt not hack Pokemon and bring them to league and saying you have caught a legit event Pokemon.
Thou shalt not us AR.
Thou shalt not throw cards.
Thou shalt not try to trade cards for suckers with bugs in them at the league. (Don't ask)
Thou shalt not trade back with out the other knowing.
Thou shalt not ask someone to trade while they are in a match.
I have too many...

 

[Muscovy Level X]

Thou shalt not try to trade cards for suckers with bugs in them at the league. (Don't ask)

I won't. What wouldn't you tell me if I didn't ask?

Thou shalt not throw cards.

I remmeber once in league, a spoiled kid was giving out his Torterra Lv.X deck at random, and one kid had a fit about not being given Torterra Lv.X. He had a tantraum, and started throwing cards (3 Grass energy and a Copycat) at the poor kid.
Which made me make this rule:
Thou shall not show of thy wealth by giving away your deck. (If there is an angry child in the vicinity).
Thou shall not have a tantrum in league.

And thinking of happy league memories, here's another one:
Thou shall not repeat the frase 'I only trade for (newest set goes here)s'. [I hate it when little kids are like that. And then someone always trys a bad trade, because all they know about value is '(newest set goes here)s are better than old cards'] And by the way, old means SW down at the moment, soon to be GE down.

 

[Flygon999]

Thou shalt not mention to Newbies that their awsome rare cards are fakes
Thou shalt not create fake cards
Thou shalt destroy anybody known to make fake cards
Thou shall tell newbies that ex's and lv.x's have shiny edges, not yellow edges

 

[Professor_Chris]

Thou shalt learnest thy thou's, thee's, thy's, and thine's lest thy foolishness be made known in this thread.

Thou shan't usest shall in place of shalt when following thou.

 

[Flygon999]

Thou shalt tell me where newbies get fake cards

 

[LegacyEeveeVGC]

I won't. What wouldn't you tell me if I didn't ask?

QUOTE]

The league I go to has suckers with bug in them that are real and the league leader got offers about trading in tons of cards for suckers...lol
Thou shalt chech any trades you are not sure about with the league leader.

 

[secretsof2113]

Here's another one. At prereleases, don't go jumping down people's throats because they pulled a card that you want to sell on Ebay.

 

[homeofmew]

Thou shalt not run T2 Ursaring MT at worlds.

Actually I knew someone who ran this :/

 

[Marril]

Thou shalt remember that the tournaments are all about the prizes............

Thou shalt be fixed.

or want a game to last more than 3 turns.

Breaking the silly fake old English for a moment, how is that intrinsically more or less fun than games going to time?

 

[toxictaipan]

Thou shalt never ever pass gas in the middle of a match.
Thou shalt always strive to be better, even if thou is the best.
Thou shalt pass gas once the match is over.

 

[Flygon999]

Thou shalt pass gas in your opponent's face if thou art losing.
Thou shalt not use the worst stage 1 ever made. (Ursarang)
Thou shalt learn to type if you poke buttons.

 

[Marril]

Thou shalt never ever pass gas in the middle of a match.

Given the 'Gym's target age bracket, average user age, and the game itself's target audience, passing gas mid-match would actually be considered the absolute pinnacle of hilarity to the average Pokémon player.

 

[master of puppets]

Thou shalt be fixed.



Breaking the silly fake old English for a moment, how is that intrinsically more or less fun than games going to time?

Ahh, Touche'

Given the 'Gym's target age bracket, average user age, and the game itself's target audience, passing gas mid-match would actually be considered the absolute pinnacle of hilarity to the average Pokémon player.

Youre probably right.
but it also depends on who, or what kind of person does it...
if its someone that everyone knows, or you can expect something like that from, then a lor of people would find it funny.
but if it was from one of those weird people who are just kind of "there", then most would kind of laugh, but then think it was really disgusting.

 

[Professor_Chris]

Thou shalt pass gas in your opponent's face if thou art losing.

Given the 'Gym's target age bracket, average user age, and the game itself's target audience, passing gas mid-match would actually be considered the absolute pinnacle of hilarity to the average Pokémon player.

It doesn't count if you call it after it happens.

 

[Marril]

No, but I do still get my badge for the rank of Captain Obvious.

 

[LionheartEX]

Thou shalt not use Sentret's Grope attack while the defending Pokemon is Cherubi

 

[Croatian_Nidoking]

Thou shalt not trash-talk or brag. (I have problems with that, unfortunately.)

Honor they LL's, TOs, and TO's, for they are the ones who give this game life.

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's Rating score. His Lvl. X's, however, art fair game.

Thou shalt not steal.

Thou shalt not take thy Pokemon cards to school, lest they be stolen.

Thou shalt not cheat.

Thou shalt always remember to put out one's Prize cards at the beginning!

Most importantly, Thou Shalt Have Fun!

- Croatian (now I feel like Moses) Nidoking