OK, then, what would convince you? I have used everything I know to convince everyone that a change of some sort is necessary -- mathematical analysis, personal experience, logical argument. All have apparently failed.
Actually, I have a smaller, more immediate proposal. I started this thread in part to find out how the Gym community feels about this issue. I've seen a number of well-written opinions, but I would like to get a sense of how the community as a whole feels about the issue, and I do not feel that this discussion, helpful and interesting though it is, accomplishes this purpose. If it turns out that this community as a whole does not support this idea, then the subject can and should be dropped. If the community does support the idea, however, we can take it to Nintendo (or whoever is in charge of the Unlimited format), who in turn may do something about it.
On Wizpog, I remember a poll being set up for an entirely different reason -- determining whether Wizpog posts would be transferred to the new Gym. Could this be done again, regarding this issue? I believe that could give us all some sense of where the community stands.
[EDIT]The way I see it, there are basically 4 possible responses to this issue. I've listed them here from (roughly, and purely my own opinion) most desirable to least desirable.
- Errata, with subsequent reprint. This one is, without a doubt, the most work for Nintendo, but it also has the most effects (not necessarily all positive, but more positive than negative). First, it balances the card, which is really what I was after all along. Second, it puts the new wording where it will be seen by more players -- on a card. Finally, it brings the card into Modified. You heard me -- this version gives Slowking a probation! Maybe this time it won't break the format...
- Errata without reprint. This one's probably easier on Nintendo than the above option. It balances the card, as in the above option. However, it also makes it necessary to publicize the ruling, rather than letting the reprint rule do the work. It does keep it out of Modified, though.
- Ban from Unlimited. My original proposal. Simple, but extreme. Changes the concept of Unlimited, but makes it a little more playable, IMO.
- Do nothing. This is the only option I would not like to see at all. Slowking gets carte blanche to continue its reign of terror on Unlimited, I end up having wasted my time, and things continue more or less as they were.