DON'T MIND THIS POST, I'LL JUST BE A MINUTE HERE EXPLOITING A HOLE IN PORRI SAMES'S LOGIC.
No guarantee. You HAVE to get lucky, or they have to get unlucky.
Okay, take this quote. Let's analyze it nice and slow.
"No guarantee."
You started out good, Porri. There are no guarantees. We're supposed to be on an even playing field. However, that's
exactly what's wrong with your next sentence.
"You HAVE to get lucky, or they have to get unlucky."
Here's where things get messy. You want to know what the wonderful thing about this sentence is? It's just plain
wrong.
"You HAVE to get lucky . . ." I don't like that. Luck should play a minimal,
MINIMAL part in the game. Yes, luck will be there in the opening draw, your topdecks throughout the game, etc. It's impossible to completely remove luck from the game, and probably not that great for the game in the first place. I can live with that. Heck, you even have some control over that. Just build your deck as consistently as possible (and just let me say, before you do, that loading your deck up with a ton of basic Pokemon in order to survive a donk is NOT consistent). But when I start having to get
more lucky because of something that I have already given plenty of reasons why it SHOULD NOT exist in the first place.... that's where I draw the line, and I'm not even done yet!
". . . or they have to get unlucky."
That's a pretty mean thing to say, don't you think? They have to get unlucky.... But that's not my point. Neither of these sentence fragments are
that bad on their own. But they aren't on their own, they're in the same sentence, which makes all the difference.
"You HAVE to get lucky, or they have to get unlucky." First off, let me point out that you emphasized the wrong word there. Let me fix that for you.
"YOU have to get lucky, or they have to get unlucky."
Ah, that's better. Okay, here's the ugly part. This implies that my opponent is ALWAYS at an advantage. Either I MUST get lucky, or I lose. If my opponent gets unlucky it is, for all intents and purposes, the same as me getting lucky and their luck not changing at all. If you don't like that explanation, then you could just say I got lucky and my luck blocked their luck. Doesn't really matter how you say it, it all comes down to the fact that
I (as in, not my opponent, only me) MUST get lucky to win the match, or I WILL lose.
If my opponent is at an ADVANTAGE at the beginning of the game, and I have to rely on mystical, external forces in order to win the game, I can not call that "fair." Disadvantage =/= fair.
It looks nice an innocent when you don't really think about it...
"OH LOL JUST PLAY MORE BASICS THO! AND HOPE YOU GET A POWER SPRAY ROFL,"
...but when you break it down, when you
really break it down, Porri Sames, it's just flat out unfair. You are always at a disadvantage against donk decks, and therefore donk decks are unfair.
You said so yourself.
Thank you for being schooled at toxictaipan academy. Your test scores are included below.
If you were trolling: 2/10. Don't leave yourself so wide-open next time.
If you were serious: 0/10. You clearly have no understanding of what constitutes a fair game. You fail and will be required to take Fundamentals of Sportsmanship over again next year.
CLASS DISMISSED.