Is it okay that I deliberately played a Japanese Psychic Energy in my deck and kept an English one as a translation on the side for the express purpose of deceiving my opponents into thinking that I had a valuable Japanese card in my deck? I never lied, but at the beginning of each match, I would tell my opponent that I had a foreign card in my deck and that I would be happy to show them the translation once I played said card. I assumed this would be fine as I did indeed have a foreign card, and I never answered a question dishonestly. However, I would hope that the fact that I could have easily played the English energy card does not mean I was violating some rule.
Would the result be changed had I put said energy in a toploader to make it seem more valuable?
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputies expense.
Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign"
Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."
Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
Deputy says, "The difference is you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"
Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket, if not you let me go and no ticket."
Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving snot out of the lawyer and says "Do you want me to stop or just slow down?"