Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

You know you're addicted to pokemon...

Just normal Pokemon sentences can seem like another language to other people.

'BDIF was Plox a couple of years, with the varient teched to beating the mirror winning worlds.'
 
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when you have never had anything but pokemon wallpaper on your ipod touch.

when you start remixing pokemon theme songs on your computer.( i have done 4 movie ones so far.)
and start making them into alvin&the chipmunks songs.

When you spend your entire day writing the most awesome pokemon fanfic ever. (will be posted later this week)
 
When you spend 4 hours trying to find gold plated Pokemon cards on ebay :3
 
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When you've memorized the set number for each of the following cards;

Chatot
Baltoy
Claydol
Uxie
Azelf
Unown G

You've forever learned how to spell maintenance.

When you see numbers and hyphens like this;
3-3-2-2
You automaticaly wonder why they're running 3 stage 1's

You know an infinite way of making three numbers equal 60. Ex;
20+12+28=60

You'll always spell unknown, unown.

When someone says they have never been in a more crowded space, you have at least three tournaments you can look back on to disprove them.

(Texas only) You sometimes mistakenly greet people by saying, "Hey, trainer."

You have memories of playing finals in a fast food resturuant, or the whole tournament.

When you come to the realization that all yu-gi-oh players suck. And that they smell bad.

When faced with the choice of watching football or playing pokemon, you pick pokemon. (Unless your team is playing, then you bring a radio or have someone constantly update you on the game.)

You know words that were not supposed to be part of the english dictionary. (Plox, Meta-Night, Holon-Engine)

When you have friends that you know you would never have had the pleasure of meeting if it wasn't for this game.

When you agree with all of this and more.
 
When you go to charge your ds, you take Platnium out and set it aside for fear of the ds getting surged (even when plugged into a surge protector) and frying your game.
 
When you think that all the weather changes happen because of legendary Pokemon. :lol:

When you believe that you're a real gym leader when you beat trainers and give out badges. :lol:

When you come up with paradys of hit songs and replacing the lyrics with Pokemon words. :lol:

when players call you by your avatar name more than your real name. :lol:

When you can remember where to catch every single Pokemon in every single game by heart, who the gym leaders are, and how to beat the champions. :lol:
 
When you go to charge your ds, you take Platnium out and set it aside for fear of the ds getting surged (even when plugged into a surge protector) and frying your game.

I would be more worried about my limited edition Pokemon DS D;
 
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When you play a match against a Japanese Player at worlds. His deck is 100% Japanese, and he is using 5 weird techs in it. You do not have a translator because they are 1 translator short..

You play the match fine because you have every card in his deck memorized by the picture =/
 
You know an infinite way of making three numbers equal 60. Ex;
20+12+28=60

You're even more addicted when you make a computer program to find every single one out for you.

Edit: FYI, there are 1891 combinations of making 60 with three whole positive numbers.
 
When you walk up to a public computer that you've used before, see a file on the desktop called "Charizard.jpg", and think to yourself, I didn't put that there, who did? hoping to add to your League totals ^_^
 
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