Thread of Funny Observations...

[afstandopleren]

Why do dumb people think they are smarter then others?

 

[TheGeneral]

1) Why do people think that short snarky comments are equivalent to actual humor?

Get over yourself dude. If you aren't part of the solution, you're part of the problem.

P.S. UCLA all day baby

 

[afstandopleren]

Why do people say that there is no such thing as a golden middle road know that it exist and is not the right road to take?

 

[vietgamer1021]

alos ingenious = genius xD

 

[DarthPika]

A local store by me when advertising something will say something along the lines of "you get 2 for $4! That's $2 each!!!

I guess they felt the need to make sure all those who never passed first grade math need to be able to know how much they're paying. XD

 

[prodigal_fanboy]

Get over yourself dude. If you aren't part of the solution, you're part of the problem.

P.S. UCLA all day baby

irony, n.: 1. A figure of speech in which the intended meaning is the opposite of that expressed by the words used; usually taking the form of sarcasm or ridicule in which laudatory expressions are used to imply condemnation or contempt.

P.S. You wish.

 

[TheGeneral]

irony, n.: 1. A figure of speech in which the intended meaning is the opposite of that expressed by the words used; usually taking the form of sarcasm or ridicule in which laudatory expressions are used to imply condemnation or contempt.

P.S. You wish.

UCLA, n.: 1. Stomps USC any day; a school in which thegeneral69 likes to get his studies on.

:tongue:

 

[Rogue Archetype]

irony, n.: 1. A figure of speech in which the intended meaning is the opposite of that expressed by the words used; usually taking the form of sarcasm or ridicule in which laudatory expressions are used to imply condemnation or contempt.

P.S. You wish.

UCLA, n.: 1. Stomps USC any day; a school in which thegeneral69 likes to get his studies on.

:tongue:

shhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Prof Clay]

Why do you have to bring any money to a Payless ShoeSource? The never let me out without paying something...false advertising I'd say

 

[afstandopleren]

Why do you have to bring any money to a Payless ShoeSource? The never let me out without paying something...false advertising I'd say

You could also question why people still fall for it even if it's the oldest trick in the book.

 

[Mitsuhoney]

Why is it called 'Rush Hour', when you're stuck in traffic and your car is barely moving?

 

[afstandopleren]

Why is it called 'Rush Hour', when you're stuck in traffic and your car is barely moving?

Because people 'rush' home and that results into flooding streets etc..

 

[prodigal_fanboy]

Stomps USC any day.

In water polo or something weak like that maybe, but that's about it.

 

[ralis]

^ silly Socal. quit yer bickering.
Ever noticed how (no offence) girls are like cell phones? They like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button, you get disconnected!

 

[Xuii2-the-cleric]

if u get this one u are good

ban ana

 

[gashmoigidy]

^ silly Socal. quit yer bickering.
Ever noticed how (no offence) girls are like cell phones? They like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button, you get disconnected!

preachin to the choir. Anyway, another thing is today I saw a car with bumper sticker that showed they went to some cancer walk. The lady in the car was smoking.

 

[DarthPika]

That reminds me of some guy who had this big long annoying bumper sticker about how we need to all go green and such or we're all going to die. He was driving an SUV.

 

[Noah121]

Why do you always hit every red light when you're late, but leave early enough and get the green wave?

 

[Empolionx54]

Bunnies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. look at my sig.

 

[toxictaipan]

Why do most umbrellas have a metal rod extending from the top of them? It might protect you from the rain, but that's nothing compared to carrying around your very own personal LIGHTNING ROD.[/marketing scheme]