Pokémon TCG: Sword and Shield—Brilliant Stars

Thread of Funny Observations...

Do we control ourselves', or is it our bodies? Is our whole life predetermined at birth, and what other explanation is there? If we control our bodies, who is we?
 
^ That's really not very funny.

Funny is the Redskins losing to the Lions who had been winless for the previous 19games. :p
 
Why is there "Ladies First" when theres "Genders Equality"... or which ever way Equality is spelt.

Edit: Oh, and this. It happens here in SG alot.
Why do people jaywalk, when the nearest Traffic light is 2 metres away?
 
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"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
 
Teacher in my school: You got a 0/50 on your quiz.
Student: Did that hurt my grade?
 
Why do people say "I'm happy as a clam"?
That doesn't seem very fun, laying around all day, eating................

Oh wait, that DOES seem fun and enjoyable..

Or what about "a piece of cake" cake sucks, it can be difficult to make a decent cake (From scratch).
So if you're going to say something that ABSURD you could just say "a piece of pie" since pie beats cake hands down....

And if you ever see me playing the TCG and I'm taking a very long time it's not about my next move if I should play 2 crobat G or risk using hurricane punch it's really about the above 2 statements...
 
why do people always use this ever so obvious phrase, "it's always the last place you look."
 
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