HRPrime
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(I was just bored XD ) (none of these are true to what happened in my life like Joke 2 doesn't)
Most of these jokes I did not come up with.
Bears and Worms are not alike, until you think of gummy.
I used to play base ball in a planetarium. We used the the Planets as the bases. We used the same formation outside, but everyone was WAY to far apart.
I think swimming is something you do for fun or in the event of danger. You always know what you are swimming for by what you are wearing. Bathing Suit, ok. Pant, uh oh.
I always wondered how much a Quarterback was worth.
In the Bible, some of the apostles were in a fishing boat. They all see Jesus on the shore and try to get to him. Peter, jumps in the water and swims to Jesus and gets there the same time the boat does.
I once saw a worker pushing 30 carts to a store and said, "You know, someone else might want to use one of those".
Cheerleaders are fun right? They have no idea in their head. "We got sprit yes we do, we got spirit but no IQ" or "Give me a P! Give me a O! Give me a K! Give me a E! Give me a G! Give me a Y! Give me a M! Whats that spell? Because we don't know".
Dialga always has time for his GF.
I wonder is Trubish is yummy.
Most of these jokes I did not come up with.
Bears and Worms are not alike, until you think of gummy.
I used to play base ball in a planetarium. We used the the Planets as the bases. We used the same formation outside, but everyone was WAY to far apart.
I think swimming is something you do for fun or in the event of danger. You always know what you are swimming for by what you are wearing. Bathing Suit, ok. Pant, uh oh.
I always wondered how much a Quarterback was worth.
In the Bible, some of the apostles were in a fishing boat. They all see Jesus on the shore and try to get to him. Peter, jumps in the water and swims to Jesus and gets there the same time the boat does.
I once saw a worker pushing 30 carts to a store and said, "You know, someone else might want to use one of those".
Cheerleaders are fun right? They have no idea in their head. "We got sprit yes we do, we got spirit but no IQ" or "Give me a P! Give me a O! Give me a K! Give me a E! Give me a G! Give me a Y! Give me a M! Whats that spell? Because we don't know".
Dialga always has time for his GF.
I wonder is Trubish is yummy.
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