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1. A baby was born in Boston, Massachusetts. Both of his parents were born in Boston, Massachusetts, But he wasn't an American citizen. How is this possible.?
2. How are these 3 words alike?
SKY, PAINT, ICE
3.What 5-letter word does every Harvard graduate pronounce wrong?
4. What word is pronounced the same when you remove 4 letters from it?
5. What is the value of one-half of two-thirds of three-quarters of four-fifths of five-sixths of six-sevenths of seven-eights of eight-ninths of nine-tenths of one thousand?
6. Often talked of, never seen,
Ever coming, never been,
Daily looked for, never here,
Still approaching, coming near,
Thousands for it's visit wait,
But alas for their fate,
Tho' they expect me to appear,
They will never find me here.
What is the poem about?
7. An old arab who is about to die tells his three sons that he will leave them his camels. to his eldest son, he leaves half of his camels. To his second son he leaves one third of them, and to his youngest, he leaves one ninths. After the old man died, the sons wanted to claim their camels, but found that there were 17 animals. They did not want to sell or kill any of the animals, but they could not think of any way to divide the camels exactly as their father wished. Just then, Abdullah rode up on his camel and listened to their problem. Immediatly he thought of a may to divide the camels. What was the solution?
8. A man was trying to discover the unknown. He had already found out that two mysterious places were ahead of him. The places were Horrendia, the most horrible place on Earth, and Beautica, the most terrific place on Earth. The explorer came to a fork in the road. At the fork, there were two people, one standing by each road. A sign said, "One of these men is from the Horrendia, one from Beautica. Ask one question, then choose your path." The explorer knew that people from Horrendia were so evil that they always lie, and people from Beautica were so good that they never lie. The explorer wanted to find out how to get to Beautica. What one question should he ask the people to find his path?
9. Which of the following words does not belong?
ORIOLE, ORANGE, MONTH, OIL
10. Dr. Fossil was exploring the Amazon rainforest when he was captured by a group of natives. They were hungry and decided they wanted to eat Fossil. Their chief said, "Make one statement to determine your fate. If you tell the truth, you will be boiled in hot water. If you tell a lie, you will be fried in oil." Since neither choice sounded great, so he made a clever statement. The chief then let him go. What was the statement?
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