pat460
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Every morning I am awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy. I then take a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turn on my T.V. to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national aeronautics and space administration. I watch this while eating my breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the FDA.
At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety approved vehicle and set out to school on the roads built by local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to buy fuel of a quality determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issues by the federal reserve bank. On the way out of the door I check to see if I got any mail sent out via the US postal service, and deposit any mail I need to have sent. I get to my public school at which I am relativity safe and learn the approved materials as determined by the board of education for my state who design a curriculum based on national standards.
then, after spending my day being safe thanks to the several organizations who provide safety regulations for my school, I drive back home which hasn't been burned down thanks to state and local building codes and the fire marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered in my absence because of my local police department.
I then log onto the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post on freerepublic and the fox news forum about how government run medicine is bad because the government can't do anything right.
At the appropriate time as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway traffic safety approved vehicle and set out to school on the roads built by local, state, and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to buy fuel of a quality determined by the environmental protection agency, using legal tender issues by the federal reserve bank. On the way out of the door I check to see if I got any mail sent out via the US postal service, and deposit any mail I need to have sent. I get to my public school at which I am relativity safe and learn the approved materials as determined by the board of education for my state who design a curriculum based on national standards.
then, after spending my day being safe thanks to the several organizations who provide safety regulations for my school, I drive back home which hasn't been burned down thanks to state and local building codes and the fire marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered in my absence because of my local police department.
I then log onto the internet which was developed by the defense advanced research projects administration and post on freerepublic and the fox news forum about how government run medicine is bad because the government can't do anything right.